Another nifty who that some porn clerks have seen is when preview booth occupants leave their mark after exiting by decorating the booth walls with semen-sticky paper towels. In the invisible pyramid of occupational hierarchy, porn clerks bookstores often considered to be at the bottom along with fast-food fuck, janitors, and those people who promote protein powder on Instagram. Except for the last on that list, these workers are necessary in order to provide the masses with a quick snack, a clean bathroom or jack-off booth, or the purchase of a properly functioning sex toy.
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You will never be allowed back in, EVER!!!!!! I understand that sex creates wet spots on clothing, etc…but if you come walking out of the arcade with cum in your beard, on your shirt, pants, whatever, I reserve the right to point and laugh. We thoughtfully provide paper towels just for that situation.
If you choose not to use them then I choose to laugh and call you a douche bag. We have janitors clean the arcade 3 times a day, every day. I can do little for you if the booth you so desperately need to whack off in has a load of cum dripping down the monitor.
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I will not be rushing back there to clean that up real quick for you. If the little present left by the previous occupant offends you so much you have 2 options. I do hope you find this little piece of information helpful. Have a wonderful day!